Interactive >> Sims Chapter 1: "A "Typical" Home"


Yaten: Okay...tell me again why the heck I'm with YOU guys.
Seiya: Yaten, be nice.
Yaten: Make me.
Taiki: It's because they're doing this "Planetary Exchange For Planetary Peace" thing.
Yaten: But why not send Princess Kakyuu instead of us? Or just Seiya?
Taiki: It's because our Princess has business of her own to take care of. And do you REALLY trust Seiya alone with Usagi?
Yaten: ...Never mind. Point taken.


Seiya: Heh heh, rocket. Heh heh...
Taiki: No. Seiya, NO. Put DOWN the rocket!
Yaten: Who put that in here anyway?
Seiya: Rocket....heh heh heh........
Taiki: That's IT, we're getting rid of the expresso machine!
Seiya: We have an expresso machine? WHERE??!!
Taiki: ...Oh crap.


Seiya: Watch that baby fly!
Usagi: Seiya-kun, if you burn the house down, I'll kill you! *smile*
Seiya: ...The Smile means she's serious...craaaappp........


Seiya: Woo hoo! Great show!!!
Usagi: So Seiya DIDN'T burn anything down?
Yaten: ...Taiki, where's the canned food?
Taiki: In the cupboard, third shelf from the top, why?
Yaten: The apocolypse is beginning.


Seiya: HI ALL!!!!
Taiki: If Seiya's here, I'm gone!
Yaten: Taiki...Taiki don't leave me...
Seiya: Aww...I'm not loved...
Yaten: You're 'nuved Seiya-baby.
Seiya: ...Please don't ever do that again.


Usagi: Sooo...what're we gonna do?
Seiya: You're asking ME?!
Taiki: Not likey, I think she wants an intelligent response.
Seiya: HEY!!!
Yaten: Repaint the room, for one.....
Usagi: Do you not like pink, Yaten-kun?
Yaten: No. No I don't.
Usagi: I like pink....
Yaten: Maybe paint it a nice shade of green....
Seiya: Odango, you said you liked pink?
Usagi: ....Yes?
Seiya: It'll stay pink, Yaten, unless you'd like me to show Odango the picture of what you and Taiki did with the whipped cre....
Yaten: FINE!!! Fine! It'll stay pink!
Seiya: Good girl!
Yaten: Shut up!


Yaten: BUT WHATEVER I WANT TO DO WITH THE LIVING ROOM IS WHAT STAYS!
Seiya: SUIT YOURSELF!


Yaten: Ahhh......glorious green........


Taiki: Wow...Seiya you suck.
Seiya: Like you could do any better.
Taiki: Watch me!


Taiki: We'll call it...a tie.
Seiya: Yeah, they're both awful.
Taiki: *mumbling* Yours, maybe...


Yaten: *mumbling* Man, this stuff is really bad...
Usagi: YATEN-KUN, HOW'S THE FOOD I PREPARED FOR YOU?
Yaten: Umm...umm...GREAT! DELICIOUS!
Usagi: GOOD, I'LL MAKE YOU MORE!
Yaten: Kill me now.....
Usagi: WHAT?
Yaten: NOTHING...


Seiya: .........Well, it's better than I can make.
Taiki: What are you talking about? You've never made ANYTHING.
Seiya: Yes I have! Remember the toast?
Taiki: You didn't really make the toast, you burnt it to a crisp. You're supposed to cook toast with the TOASTER, not the microwave, genious!
Seiya: It was three a.m. okay?
Taiki: Then there was the time you stuck the fork in the toaster...man you don't get along with toasters, do you?
Seiya: ....Stop talking. Please, for your little Seiya-kun, just stop talking.


Yaten: ...Usagi, please don't copy off me.
Usagi: ...Ummm....I'm not! Really!
Yaten: Then why are we both drawing the same thing?
Usagi: Telepathical coincidence being we're both Sailor Soldiers.
Yaten: Umm...right....I'm not part of your team, not even from the same galaxy.
Usagi: So? We're still the same Sailor Soldiers!
Yaten: Seiya, please come over here and tell Usagi not to copy me.
Seiya; DIE GALAXIA!!!!!!!!! HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!
Yaten: ......Did Seiya drink from the expresso machine again?
Usagi: Nah, she's just playing with this visor I bought from Hallucinations R Us.
Yaten: ...Oh


Yaten: Hmm.....I wonder what this does.....
*zing*
Yaten: Woaah........now what should I make...hmmm......how about....


Yaten: ......A GNOME!!!!!!!!
Usagi: Yaten, you know that's creepy, right?
Yaten: *eyes glow* Yeeessssss......yeeeeesssssssss..............


Seiya: Look Odango! It's you and I getting married!
Usagi: Seiya, you're a freak!
Taiki: It could be worse!
Usagi: How could it possibly be worse?
Seiya: I could be drawing you in one of Minako's idol outfits.
Taiki: Or she could be drawing you nude.
Seiya & Usagi: ...........
Taiki: ...What?


Seiya: Taiki....What are you drawing?
Taiki: ....*blush*
Seiya: Aww how cute, Taiki blushed.
Taiki: ........*blushes harder*
Seiya: *Looks at Taiki's drawing* Oooh, what is that? Ami and.......
Taiki: *still blushing* Seiya, would you like me to draw YOU next?
Seiya: ....Ne'er mind. Point taken.


Seiya: GOING A BIT OVERBOARD WITH THE GNOMES, ARE WE?!
Yaten: *zing* Wha what.......woah, what have I been doing. *looks at gnomes* ...Creepy........this thing is possessed....


Sailor Star Healer: STAR SENSITIVE INFERNO!!!!
Taiki: YATEN, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Sailor Star Healer: ...*pout* It burned me.
Taiki: ...That's it? THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR SETTING THE STOVE ON FIRE? IT BURNED YOU?!
Sailor Star Healer: ........Yes?
Taiki: AAAARGH!!!!!


Usagi: ...Mornin' everyone.......YATEN WHAT THE HECK?!
Sailor Star Healer: ............
Seiya: She set the stove on fire 'cause it burned her.
Usagi: ......That's her reason?
Seiya: Say Usagi, you look great in those PJs.
Usagi: ...Ummmm.........
Seiya: They really suit you! They're so thin........they show you off so well....
Usagi: .......I'm officially scarred for life now.
Seiya: Wanna see me in my PJs? Or I can show you what I look like in lingerie....
Usagi: ...*cries*