Interactive >> Sims Chapter 2: "Seiya x Taiki?!"
Usagi: Seiya, WHAT are you doing? That outfit is NOT normal for you.
Seiya: I'm going to get a job.
Usagi: ....Seiya are you feeling allright?
Seiya: Just fine, Odango!
Usagi: ...Right, in any case I suppose we do need the money...
Yaten: So, she was serious about getting a job?
Usagi: You mean she already told you?
Yaten: Yup. I wonder what kind of job she wants.
Usagi: Think for a minute, what would she like to do?
Yaten: Well she does like to steal my beauty supplies sometimes....
Usagi: Are you implying she'll be a thief?!
Yaten: Exactly.
Usagi: .....
Usagi: ....And so Yaten said she'd be a burgler!
Taiki: Yaten has some of the most far-fetched ideas.
Usagi: What do you think she'll get a job as?
Taiki: I think she's just kidding, personally.
Usagi: What do you think would work for her?
Taiki: Hmm...I think she would probably get a job as a waitress.
Usagi: I can imagine her in the uniform, but what gives you that idea?
Taiki: It was the first thing that popped into my head.
Usagi: .......
Seiya: Guess what guys, I got a job!
Usagi: Awesome! Good job Seiya-chan!
Taiki: Already? How'd you get one so fast?
Seiya: I called a place and they said they'd take me as long as I was hot.
Yaten: Ego maniac...wait a minute....what's your new job?
Seiya: A stripper!
All: .................................................
Seiya: ...What?
Yaten: *twitch* What's the phone number to this place?
Seiya: 1-800-468-2637, why?
Usagi: ....Seiya, you are sick and twisted.
Seiya: Aww come on Odango, don't be mad!
Usagi: I'm not mad, just shocked. Why did you pick a STRIPPER, of all jobs?
Seiya: Face it, you know I'm hot, I know I'm hot, and I never really finished school anyway.
Usagi: True, but you could learn something from Taiki....
Seiya: Aww, I was hoping you'd watch me Odango!
Usagi: .......*slap*
Seiya: Maybe I should stop being so flirty....Yaten, who are you calling?
Yaten: ...Yes? Yes. I am a member of Seiya's family.
Seiya: YATEN, WHO ARE YOU CALLING?!
Yaten: Shut up for a second, Seiya. Yes, Seiya would like to quit his job. Yes. No. You're a freak. Ja ne.
Seiya: ...So you made me quit?
Yaten: YOU WILL TAKE A JOB LIKE THAT OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Seiya: ...Yes ma'am.
Usagi: Thanks for trading spots with me so I don't have to sit by Seiya, Yaten.
Yaten: You're welcome, Usagi.
Seiya: Odango...
Taiki: Seiya, we really need to talk.
Seiya: About what?
Taiki: Acceptable jobs.
Seiya: Can't I choose my own job?
Taiki: No. Acceptable: Anything that don't involve excessive show of skin. Unacceptable: Everything else. I'm gonna go make dinner now.
Seiya: ....That was her whole talk?
Yaten: Well, we did have to dumb it down some for you...
Seiya: HEY!!!
Yaten: *smirk*
Usagi: .......Seiya......
Seiya: ......Yes, Odango?
Usagi: ...Taiki said you might do well as a waitress.
Seiya: Waitress, huh? Maybe....well I will if you'd visit me, Odango.
Usagi: *smile* I guess so.
Usagi: So, you got the waitress job?
Seiya: Yep? Aren't the uniforms just *so* kawaii?
Usagi: Are you sure about the skirt length...?
Seiya: It's better than my first job, isn't it? And admit it, this skirt is longer than the one on your Sailor uniform.
Usagi: Good point...
Yaten: *snicker* You look gorgeous, Seiya.
Seiya: *smile* Shut up, Yaten.
Yaten: So, where's your new job?
Seiya: Corner of 5th and 1st. It's Sidewalk Cafe Retreat.
Yaten: Wow, that's a stupid and horrible name.
Seiya: Please, shut up. I'm begging you.
Yaten: So, when do you start work?
Seiya: Tomorrow.
Yaten: Please don't screw anything up. WE'RE COUTING ON YOU TO BRING IN MONEY, OH GREAT SEIYA-SAMA!
Seiya: Shut up.
Seiya: So greet the customers as they come in...Come on Seiya...Even *you* can't screw this up...
Seiya: Hello, welcome to...
Tiffany: Whatever, kid.
Seiya: FIGHTER---
Seiya: (thinking) If I transform here...Galaxia.......no forget Galaxia! Yaten will take away my video game privilages!
Claire: I love your service here kiddo, it's great!
Seiya: Thank you very much ma'am. Please come visit us again sometime!
Claire: Here's a tip. Keep up the good work.
Seiya: WOW MONEY! I mean....Thank you ma'am! *smile* *thinking* Well, I didn't do anything except stand here, but...I'm not going to complain...
Brad: *pats Seiya on the bum*
Seiya: YIIIK!
Brad: *smirk* Sorry kiddo.
Seiya: *muttering* I WILL not kill him, I WILL NOT kill him...
Gunther: *pats Seiya's bum*
Seiya: YAAAGH!
Gunther: Oh so sorry miss.
Seiya: Is everyone here a pervert?!
Gunther: What was that?
Seiya: Nothing Sir, please have a seat......*twitch*
W.C. Friendly: *pats Seiya's bum*
Seiya: WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP?!
W.C. Friendly: What'd I do?
Seiya: Thank God I only have two more hours...
Brad: *slaps Seiya's bum*
Seiya: That's IT, I'm going home!
Taiki: So, how was work?
Seiya: ......
Taiki: Seiya? Are those tears in your eyes?
Seiya: *hugs Taiki and begins to sob*
Yaten: Seiya?!
Seiya: *crying hard* Everyone's a pervert!
Yaten: That stripper job would have been no better!
Taiki: There there....tell you what. I'll go with you to your job tomorrow.
Seiya: *sniff* Re-really?
Taiki: Yep.
Taiki: Seriously Seiya, how bad can this be?
Seiya: *shudder* You'd be surprised.
Usagi: Hi Seiya!
Seiya: O-odango! W-what are you doing here?
Usagi: Well? Aren't you happy to see me? I _did_ promise to come and visit you, you know.
Seiya: Of course I'm glad! Welome to the cafe!
Gunther: *grabs Seiya's chest on the way to his seat*
Seiya: YIIIIIIIKKKK!
Gunther: Oh sorry ma'am.
Seiya: I'M SURE YOU ARE!
Taiki: Seiya, calm down.
Seiya: CALM DOWN? WHAT?!
Taiki: Calm down. Verb. Don't be so energetic, don't be so loud. Uses are...
Seiya: ...Let's just go to the kitchen. Please.
Seiya: DEAR GOD I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
Taiki: There there.....why don't you quit?
Seiya: Because Yaten will point and laugh at me!
Taiki: ...
Taiki: *hugs again* It's all right. We'll just walk around in here for a while.
???: YOU TWO!
Seiya: Eep...
Seiya: B-boss! I didn't see you....
Boss: Of course you didn't! Now what were you and that girl doing?!
Seiya: She was comforting me because...
Boss: Right. Comforting. Take your love affairs elsewhere!
Seiya: .....Say what?
Boss: That's right! And while I'm at it, for your behavior you're fired!
Seiya: Hmph. See if I care...
Boss: I'll also be sending a phone call home to your parental guardian....
Seiya: Parental guardian?
Boss: It's obvious you're sixteen.
Seiya: I'm not sixteen, I'm three-thousand five-hundred...
Boss: Cut the crap! I'll be sending a phone call home to your parental guardian!
Seiya: Eeep....
Yaten: Hello? This is who? Oh, hello! ..............What? Seiya did WHAT?! Thank you....for notifying me....yes, I will do something about it.......*mumbling* Seiya, you are sooooooooooo dead........
Seiya: We need to hurry.......
Taiki: Before Yaten gets that phone call......
Taiki: It....it's locked......
Seiya: YATEN!!!
Yaten: *behind the door* Yes, Seiya?
Seiya: Let us in!
Yaten: I heard what you and Taiki did.
Seiya: But Taiki was comforting me because the perverted customers....
Yaten: Sure. Perverted customers. Who in the world would want to feel YOU up?
Seiya: ........I'm hot and you know it.
Seiya: YATEN, YOU HAVE TILL THREE BEFORE I BUST THE DOOR DOWN!!!
Taiki: C'mon, Seiya, it's no use.
Yaten: Oh, the people I live with...
So ends another day. Poor Seiya. Please note that I do not support Seiya x Taiki fluff as much as I support Yaten x Taiki fluff. I mean...what will tomorrow bring for the Lights and Sailor Cosmos?