Pssh, you silly, silly, silly SILLY humans. You really think you're at a Sailor Moon site or something, don't you? Sailor Moon is such a childish, boring animated series. Why would you even watch it? Oh, how could I be rude? I'm Jakoku. Perhaps you've read my blog? Either way, it doesn't matter. I took over CGS and it's going to stay this way, so get used to it. Of course, I'm not going to let you view these things for free. Your soul will suffice as payment. No, I don't know how I'm going to collect it yet. What, I'm supposed to know everything? I don't know everything! You stupid, stupid people! God! I hate you all! Die! Die horribly! If I wish hard enough, will it happen? WILL IT?! NO, I'M NOT HYPERVENTILATING! GOD! *cough* I'm fine, really.

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